What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Shouldn’t there be a short porn platform like TikTok?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

How do you get a teenage boy to care about hygiene?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : Tea ?

Why isn't bestiality illegal in most states? If children can't consent, then animals DEFINITELY can't consent. Why is being a pedophile a crime but zoophilia is not?

Me : Thank you.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

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Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me : Sure.

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Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

If you could go back and rewrite the Legend of Korra, what would you change, and why?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Are Americans really as uneducated and ignorant as portrayed in the media?

He : I'm 24.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Is it possible for buyers to negotiate after an inspection if the appraisal is lower than expected?

Me : No

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Where can I sell naked pics of myself online?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

What is something you want to "get off your chest"?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : Then let's have some coffee

What can I do after 18 cops raided my home, without a warrant, seeking a person who didn't live there and wasn't there, and also went through all of my stuff? The person wasn't on the lease, and they didn't see him enter.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me : I don't drink

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.